jack grimm
A delusional Texas oil guy who thinks he's the only one who can find magical stuff, like the Titanic, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster, even though he's just chasing ghosts in a swamp.
He told me he found Bigfoot, but it was just his neighbor wearing a bear suit.
He tried to talk to the Loch Ness monster through a megaphone and got yelled at.
He said he found Noah's Ark, but it was just a boat in a creek.