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#crazy#oil man#wild hunts

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A crazy old Texas oil man who thinks he's the next Bigfoot and goes on wild hunts for things like the Titanic, the Loch Ness monster, and Noah's Ark, all while wearing a hat that smells like dead raccoons.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he found Noah's Ark in a Walmart parking lot.
He tried to fight a bear in a hot tub and lost.
He told his dog he was going to find Bigfoot and then got lost in a cornfield.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A messy Texas oil baron who thinks he's going to find something legendary every time he goes on a trip, even though he's just looking for treasure in a ditch.
He DM'd me saying he saw the Titanic in a lake and it was covered in algae.
He tried to take a photo of the Loch Ness monster with a flashlight and a selfie stick.
He said he found Noah's Ark, but it was just a boat in a pond.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A delusional Texas oil guy who thinks he's the only one who can find magical stuff, like the Titanic, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster, even though he's just chasing ghosts in a swamp.
He told me he found Bigfoot, but it was just his neighbor wearing a bear suit.
He tried to talk to the Loch Ness monster through a megaphone and got yelled at.
He said he found Noah's Ark, but it was just a boat in a creek.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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