Jack Greenwood
Jack Greenwood is a teacher who swears like a sailor, can’t find his way out of a store, and loves his mom more than a pizza.
Jack texts his mom: "I’m lost in the snack aisle. I think I’m gonna die."
He yells at a kid: "You think you’re tough? I’ve seen tougher than you in the frozen food section!"
Jack calls the school: "I’m not lost. I’m just taking a scenic route."