Jack Greenwood

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The legendary BI GREENWOOD. He’s a gangsta teacher who talks like a sailor and can’t find his way out of a Walmart without crying.
"I told you I was lost in the snack aisle, not the entire store!", Jack after getting lost in the cereal section
Jack texts his mom: "I’m in the frozen food section. I think I’m gonna die."
He yells at a kid: "You don’t talk to me like that, or I’ll fail you so bad your grandpa will fail too!"
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Jack Greenwood is a teacher who acts like he’s tougher than a brick, but he cries in the microwave when he gets lost.
Jack texts his class: "I am not lost. I am just taking a scenic route."
He yells at a kid: "You think you’re tough? I’ve seen tougher than you in the snack aisle!"
Jack calls his mom: "I’m in the frozen section. I think I’m gonna die."
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Jack Greenwood is a teacher who swears like a sailor, can’t find his way out of a store, and loves his mom more than a pizza.
Jack texts his mom: "I’m lost in the snack aisle. I think I’m gonna die."
He yells at a kid: "You think you’re tough? I’ve seen tougher than you in the frozen food section!"
Jack calls the school: "I’m not lost. I’m just taking a scenic route."
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