Jack Gaines
A poop-eating, ugly-nosed, ugly-girl-dating disaster. Being a Jack Gaines is like getting stuck in a trash can.
Tweet: 'Jack Gaines is the reason I hate Mondays.'
Text from friend: 'He smells like a trash can and eats poop. What even is life?'
DM: 'He dated my cousin. She still hasn't forgiven him.'