Jack Gaines

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A smelly poop-eater who dates ugly girls and has a nose that looks like a rotten potato. Being a Jack Gaines is the worst thing ever.
DM: 'Why are you still talking to him? He eats poop and smells like a dead rat.'
Tweet: 'Jack Gaines is the reason I failed gym. He's worse than a zombie.'
Text from friend: 'He's so ugly I think he's related to a raccoon.'
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A guy who eats poop, dates ugly girls, and has a face that makes people cry. Jack Gaines is the devil in human form.
Text: 'He ate poop in front of me. I cried.'
Tweet: 'Jack Gaines is the devil. He should be exiled to the moon.'
DM: 'His face looks like it was hit by a brick.'
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A poop-eating, ugly-nosed, ugly-girl-dating disaster. Being a Jack Gaines is like getting stuck in a trash can.
Tweet: 'Jack Gaines is the reason I hate Mondays.'
Text from friend: 'He smells like a trash can and eats poop. What even is life?'
DM: 'He dated my cousin. She still hasn't forgiven him.'
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