Jack Freese
The best person in the world, the only one who can make a fart sound like a symphony, and the reason why the town is still alive.
Jack Freese farted so loud, the whole town heard it. And they all died laughing.
He came into the room like he was about to take over the world. Then he farted. The world was impressed.
Jack Freese didn’t just live, he farted the town into existence.