Jack Elson
He’s like a stick with a face, skinny, tall, and always looking like he’s about to fall over.
He wobbled into the room like he had just survived a hurricane and still managed to make everyone laugh.
He tried to do a push-up and looked like he was about to collapse from sheer embarrassment.
He leaned on the desk like it was the only thing holding him up and still managed to make the teacher mad.