Jack Elson

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He’s like a beanpole with a bad attitude and a face that looks like it got hit by a brick.
Jack Elson walked in like he owned the place and immediately made everyone else feel like ants.
He stretched so high he could probably touch the ceiling and still complain about the lighting.
He leaned against the wall like it was his personal throne and didn’t even blink when the teacher yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the human version of a clothesline, tall, thin, and always picking fights with people who are way shorter than him.
He stood there looking like a flamingo in a crowd of pigeons and still managed to annoy everyone.
He picked a fight with the shortest kid in class and won without even trying.
He was so tall he could probably look down on the teacher and still complain about the homework.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s like a stick with a face, skinny, tall, and always looking like he’s about to fall over.
He wobbled into the room like he had just survived a hurricane and still managed to make everyone laugh.
He tried to do a push-up and looked like he was about to collapse from sheer embarrassment.
He leaned on the desk like it was the only thing holding him up and still managed to make the teacher mad.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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