jack diddley
the moment jack squat and diddley squat went to a party and forgot to bring the punch and the pizza.
She said she'd help me move. Then she said she had to go to the bathroom. That's jack diddley.
He said he'd clean his room. Then he said his dog did it. That's jack diddley.
I showed up with a bag of chips and a grudge. That's jack diddley.