Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
A person so clueless they could mistake a brick for a cake and still call it a win.
Jack Davies said he can solve the Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. I’ve seen him solve a sandwich.
Ted Cakeman tried to make a cake and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
Darling Morton thinks he’s a rockstar because he once sang in the shower. #showerrockstar