Jack Daniel's Story
You drink until you’re a total mess, then your parents catch you. You don’t remember half of it, but your parent was like, ‘whatever,’ and you had already drunk-dialed half your friends.
I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and ended up in the trash can. My dad said, 'Whatever, I’m going to sleep.'
I drank so much I called my teacher and my mom. My mom just said, 'Whatever, he’s drunk.'
I drank a whole bottle of energy drink and had a meltdown. My dad said, 'Whatever, I’m tired.'