Jack Daniel's Story

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Drinking so much you’re a human trash can, then getting caught by your mom or dad. You don’t remember most of it, but your parent was like, ‘whatever’ and you had already drunk-dialed half your squad.

I drank a whole bottle of rum and ended up puking on my brother's shoes. My mom just said, 'Whatever, I'm going to sleep.'

I drank so much I passed out on the couch. My dad just walked by and said, 'Whatever, kid.'

I drank a gallon of wine and called my teacher's mom. My mom was like, 'Whatever, he's just drunk.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You chug an entire bottle of whatever you can find, then your parents find you passed out on the floor. You don’t remember most of it, but your parent was cool with it and you had already drunk-dialed half your friends.

I drank a whole bottle of vodka and ended up on the floor. My mom just said, 'Whatever, I’m going to bed.'

I drank so much I called my grandma at 3 a. m. My dad just said, 'Whatever, he’s drunk.'

I drank a liter of soda and fell out of my chair. My mom just said, 'Whatever, I’m tired.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You drink until you’re a total mess, then your parents catch you. You don’t remember half of it, but your parent was like, ‘whatever,’ and you had already drunk-dialed half your friends.

I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and ended up in the trash can. My dad said, 'Whatever, I’m going to sleep.'

I drank so much I called my teacher and my mom. My mom just said, 'Whatever, he’s drunk.'

I drank a whole bottle of energy drink and had a meltdown. My dad said, 'Whatever, I’m tired.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago