Jack Daniels-ized
When guys drink so much Jack Daniels they wake up with no pants on and no idea why their bed looks like a war zone.
My cousin peed on my mom's couch and didn't realize it until he woke up with a hangover and a death wish.
My brother passed out on the floor like a dead fish and woke up with a puddle next to him.
I drank so much I peed on my friend's leg and didn't even flinch.