Jack Daniels-ized

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When guys drink so much Jack Daniels they wake up with no pants on and no idea why their bed looks like a war zone.

My cousin peed on my mom's couch and didn't realize it until he woke up with a hangover and a death wish.

My brother passed out on the floor like a dead fish and woke up with a puddle next to him.

I drank so much I peed on my friend's leg and didn't even flinch.

When you drink so much Jack Daniels you turn into a human fountain and spray it everywhere, including on your best friend’s face.

I peed on my sister’s laptop and didn’t know until she screamed at me.

My buddy peed on the pizza and ate it like it was a normal thing.

I peed on my neighbor’s cat and it ran away like it was chased by a dragon.

When you drink so much Jack Daniels you become a drunk mess who can't walk straight and pees on everything in sight like it's your enemy.

I peed on my dog and he looked at me like I betrayed him.

I peed on my teacher’s desk and got a detention for life.

I peed on my brother’s shoes and he said I was the worst brother ever.

When you drink so much Jack Daniels you wake up with no memory and a puddle where your dignity used to be.

I peed on my friend’s bed and he didn’t speak to me for a week.

I peed on my dad’s chair and he said I was a disgrace.

I peed on my mom’s floor and she cried like I killed her.

When you drink so much Jack Daniels you become a drunk person who pees everywhere like it's your job and you're the best at it.

I peed on my brother’s shirt and he wore it like a badge of honor.

I peed on my friend’s car and it smelled like a sewer.

I peed on my uncle’s face and he said I was the worst nephew ever.

When you drink so much Jack Daniels you become a drunk mess who pees on everything, even your own dreams.

I peed on my girlfriend’s pillow and she said I was a nightmare.

I peed on my brother’s head and he said I was the worst brother ever.

I peed on my dog’s bed and he didn't speak to me for a week.