Jack danger
Jack Danger has the smallest weenie in the whole universe, like a tiny pebble, and he’s too chicken to ever show it. He’s a gay man who’d rather play Fortnite than go to school.
Jack Danger’s weenie is so small it could fit in a sock. He’s a disgrace to all men.
He’s so gay he stares at boys in Fortnite. And he still skips school.
Jack Danger’s weenie is like a raisin. He’s a total fag.