Jack danger

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Jack Danger has the smallest weenie in the whole universe, like a tiny pebble, and he’s too chicken to ever show it. He’s a gay man who’d rather play Fortnite than go to school.
Jack Danger’s weenie is so small it could fit in a sock. He’s a disgrace to all men.
He’s so gay he stares at boys in Fortnite. And he still skips school.
Jack Danger’s weenie is like a raisin. He’s a total fag.
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Jack Danger has the tiniest cock in the history of mankind, like a matchstick, and he’s too weak to ever admit it. He’s a fag who’d rather play video games than learn.
Jack Danger’s cock is so small it’s like a pencil eraser. He’s a total fag.
He skips school like it’s a holiday. And he plays Fortnite like it’s his life.
Jack Danger’s cock is so tiny it can fit in a hat. He’s a real fag.
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Jack Danger’s cock is so small it’s almost invisible, like a speck of dust. He’s a fag who’d rather play Fortnite than study, and he’s too scared to show his cock.
Jack Danger’s cock is so small it could be a pebble. He’s a total fag.
He plays Fortnite all day and skips school like it’s a vacation.
Jack Danger’s cock is tiny, and he’s too faggy to admit it.
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