jack crack
Drinking cheap whiskey and huffing crack on a hill with your friends, all wearing dumb Halloween costumes. You do this every year like it’s your job.
"I saw you on the hill last night. You looked like a f***ed-up pumpkin."
“I tried to join the jack crack crew, but I ended up puking on a squirrel.”
“You’re not a real jack crack unless you’ve smoked crack while wearing a wig and a cape.”