jack crack

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Drinking cheap whiskey and huffing crack on a hill with your friends, all wearing dumb Halloween costumes. You do this every year like it’s your job.
"I saw you on the hill last night. You looked like a f***ed-up pumpkin."
“I tried to join the jack crack crew, but I ended up puking on a squirrel.”
“You’re not a real jack crack unless you’ve smoked crack while wearing a wig and a cape.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who can’t cook worth a damn and eats frozen pizza like it’s their last meal. They get so drunk they take off their pants and show their crack. They’re happy when they say 'decent'. They fight for fun and yell 'come on' like they’re in a wrestling match.
“My neighbor is a jack crack. He fought a squirrel and won.”
“She took off her pants in the grocery store. Classic jack crack.”
“He said 'decent' after eating four pizzas and drinking a whole bottle of vodka.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fast food place with a giant clown that jumps out. You get a burger or a taco and it’s like magic. But it’s also where you get food poisoning.
“I ate at Jack in the Box and now I’m in the hospital.”
“The clown scared me when I was 10. I still hate that place.”
“Jack in the Box gave me a taco that tasted like my uncle’s socks.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A nickname for Jack in the Box because their food is so good, you get addicted. They’re open 24/7 and they’re the reason half the people on the road are f***ed up.
“I ate 10 tacos and now I can’t stop thinking about them.”
“Jack in the Box is the reason I got a DUI. I was too busy eating tacos to drive.”
“That place is a trap. I went in for a burger and came out a junkie.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Another name for Jack in the Box. It’s like the same place, but now it’s just called something else. Still serves bad food and still makes people f***ed up.
“Jack in the Box and Jack the Box are the same place. Just different names.”
“I went to Jack the Box and it was just Jack in the Box. Boring.”
“They changed the name, but the food is still the worst.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you shove your junk between two butts instead of doing it the normal way. It’s like you’re trying to be fancy, but you’re just being weird.
“He did the jack crack and it was like a wrestling match.”
“My friend tried to jack crack me and ended up laughing too hard.”
“She did it in the middle of the street. Classic jack crack.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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