jack crack
A person who can’t cook worth a damn and eats frozen pizza like it’s their last meal. They get so drunk they take off their pants and show their crack. They’re happy when they say 'decent'. They fight for fun and yell 'come on' like they’re in a wrestling match.
“My neighbor is a jack crack. He fought a squirrel and won.”
“She took off her pants in the grocery store. Classic jack crack.”
“He said 'decent' after eating four pizzas and drinking a whole bottle of vodka.”