Jack Cornell
Jack Cornell is the kind of guy who makes your heart do flips and your brain do the Macarena. He’s sweet, but he’s also a walking swear jar. You’ll want him. You’ll need him. You’ll probably end up marrying him.
Jack told me he loved me and then swore at a pigeon.
I asked Jack out. He said 'yes' and then left me at the mall.
Jack is the reason I’ve been late to work every Monday.