Jack Cornell

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Jack Cornell is a confused mess who looks like a dream but acts like a confused goat. He’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor. You’ll love him. You’ll hate him. You’ll swear on his grave you’ll never love anyone else.

I tried to talk to Jack. He just stared at me like I was the one who was crazy.

Jack said 'I love you' and then left me at the gas station.

Jack is the only person who can make me cry at a traffic light.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Cornell is the kind of guy who makes your heart do flips and your brain do the Macarena. He’s sweet, but he’s also a walking swear jar. You’ll want him. You’ll need him. You’ll probably end up marrying him.

Jack told me he loved me and then swore at a pigeon.

I asked Jack out. He said 'yes' and then left me at the mall.

Jack is the reason I’ve been late to work every Monday.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Cornell is the quiet type who looks like a saint but talks like a sailor. He’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words. You’ll fall for him. You’ll probably fall on him. You’ll definitely fall in love with him.

Jack said 'I love you' and then cursed my mom.

I saw Jack at the park. He looked at me like I was his lost dog.

Jack is the only person who can make me laugh at a funeral.

by Slangipedia 10d ago