Jack Cornell
Jack Cornell is a confused mess who looks like a dream but acts like a confused goat. He’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor. You’ll love him. You’ll hate him. You’ll swear on his grave you’ll never love anyone else.
I tried to talk to Jack. He just stared at me like I was the one who was crazy.
Jack said 'I love you' and then left me at the gas station.
Jack is the only person who can make me cry at a traffic light.