jack constable
A slob who can’t keep his mouth shut and thinks trains are the only thing that matters. He only has one friend because no one else can stand him.
Jack: 'I told you the train is going to crash again!' Me: 'You told me that yesterday.' Jack: 'I’m the train king! I know things!'
Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you in the train race and eat your lunch.' Me: 'You’re not even eating.' Jack: 'I don’t need to be!''
Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you again!' Me: 'You lost the last train race.' Jack: 'That was a fluke! I’m the train king!'