jack constable

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A lardass moron who won’t stop yapping about trains and thinks he’s the king of the school. His only friend is a kid who’s too scared to say no.

Jack: 'I told you, the train is gonna crash again!' Me: 'Why do you even care?' Jack: 'Because I’m the train king!'

Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you in the train race tomorrow.' Me: 'You lost last time.' Jack: 'That was a fluke!'

Jack: 'Train rules!' Teacher: 'Jack, shut up or I’ll give you a detention.' Jack: 'I don’t care! I’m the train king!'

A big dumbass who talks about trains more than anyone and goes to the same school as the guy who lets him be his only friend.

Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you again in the train race.' Me: 'You’re gonna lose again.' Jack: 'Nope! I’m the train god!'

Jack: 'I’m gonna eat your lunch and talk about trains at the same time.' Me: 'You’re not even hungry.' Jack: 'I don’t need to be!''

Jack: 'Train is the best subject!' Teacher: 'Jack, stop talking!' Jack: 'I’m the train king, I don’t need to stop!'

A slob who can’t keep his mouth shut and thinks trains are the only thing that matters. He only has one friend because no one else can stand him.

Jack: 'I told you the train is going to crash again!' Me: 'You told me that yesterday.' Jack: 'I’m the train king! I know things!'

Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you in the train race and eat your lunch.' Me: 'You’re not even eating.' Jack: 'I don’t need to be!''

Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you again!' Me: 'You lost the last train race.' Jack: 'That was a fluke! I’m the train king!'