jack constable
A big dumbass who talks about trains more than anyone and goes to the same school as the guy who lets him be his only friend.
Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you again in the train race.'
Me: 'You’re gonna lose again.'
Jack: 'Nope! I’m the train god!'
Jack: 'I’m gonna eat your lunch and talk about trains at the same time.'
Me: 'You’re not even hungry.'
Jack: 'I don’t need to be!''
Jack: 'Train is the best subject!' Teacher: 'Jack, stop talking!' Jack: 'I’m the train king, I don’t need to stop!'