jack church

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#penguin rider#igloo legend#blinding white

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A total legend who lives in Antarctica, wearing only socks and a sandwich, riding penguins like they’re bikes. He’s so white he could blind you with his glow, and he’s got the audacity to be a black man (and also white).
Jack Church is the only guy who can out-penguin a penguin.
He once ate a whole igloo for breakfast and called it a snack.
He told me I was 'not even close' to being cool, and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy so cool he’s stuck in Antarctica, wearing socks like they’re armor. He’s got the palest skin you’ve ever seen, and he’s got the nerve to be both black and white.
Jack Church once walked into a snowstorm and came out looking like a ghost.
He said my hair was 'not even close' to being cool, and he was right.
He eats penguins for lunch and calls it 'breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A total legend who lives in Antarctica, wearing socks like they’re fancy clothes. He’s so pale he could scare the penguins, and he’s got the guts to be both black and white.
Jack Church once told a penguin to 'shut up and eat a sandwich.'
He walked into a blizzard and came out looking like a white ghost.
He called my hair 'not even close' and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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