Jack cameron
A total motherfucker. Big as a bull and too horny to sit still. He’s like a hungry dog who just got a treat and won’t stop sniffing your pants.
He walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Then he yelled, 'I’M HERE TO EAT AND FIGHT!'
I saw him at the park. He was throwing footballs at kids and laughing like a madman.
He texted me, 'I just ate three burgers with my hands. I’m gonna come for you next.'