Jack cameron

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A total motherfucker. Big as a bull and too horny to sit still. He’s like a hungry dog who just got a treat and won’t stop sniffing your pants.
He walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Then he yelled, 'I’M HERE TO EAT AND FIGHT!'
I saw him at the park. He was throwing footballs at kids and laughing like a madman.
He texted me, 'I just ate three burgers with my hands. I’m gonna come for you next.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A walking meat tornado. He’s got the body of a beast and the brain of a confused kid. He only loves people who let him eat with his hands.
He showed up at my house wearing a shirt that said 'I ATE THIS WITH MY HANDS.'
At the gym, he did a push-up and screamed, 'I’M NOT JUST STRONG, I’M A GOD.'
He messaged me, 'You don’t love me if you don’t let me eat with my hands.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A monster who thinks he’s a king. Big, loud, and always hungry. He only loves you if you let him eat with his hands and make a mess.
He came to my party and ate the whole cake with his hands. Then he yelled, 'I’M THE KING!'
He texted me, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. And don’t be shy.'
He walked into the restaurant and said, 'I’m not here to eat. I’m here to destroy.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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