Jack Burstall
He’s a lefty who sweats like a sinner and wants to be the king of the hill. He’s got the brain of a chess master and the cuteness of a koala who just got a hug.
He’s so lefty, he can’t even use a spoon properly.
He beats people at chess so hard, they cry.
He’s got the face of a koala, but he’s got the brain of a robot.