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He’s a lefty who sweats like a sinner and wants to be the top dog. He’s got a brain like a chessboard and a face like a koala who just got hit by a bus.
Lefty’s so nervous he peed on the floor during the tournament.
He beats his dad at chess so hard, the board cracked.
He’s cute like a koala, but he’ll bite you if you say the wrong thing.