Jack brook
Jack Brook is the sexiest guy ever. He makes you laugh until your face falls off, and his penis is like a weapon. Don’t betray him, or you’ll regret it for life.
Jack Brook told me a joke and I fell off my chair. I was still laughing when I hit the floor.
He asked me to marry him and I said yes, even though I already have 5 husbands.
He called me a ‘sexy goddess’ and I cried. I was 12.