Jack brook

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Jack Brook is a hilarious, sweet, and strong as hell man. He’s like a monster who makes you feel like the only girl who’s ever been kissed, he’s hot, smart, and you gotta be a total lunatic to date this old man.
Jack Brook just walked in and the whole bar laughed. I was there and I cried.
He told a joke about my dog and I cried. I’m not even mad.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I’m 63 and he’s 64.
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Jack Brook is the sexiest guy ever. He makes you laugh until your face falls off, and his penis is like a weapon. Don’t betray him, or you’ll regret it for life.
Jack Brook told me a joke and I fell off my chair. I was still laughing when I hit the floor.
He asked me to marry him and I said yes, even though I already have 5 husbands.
He called me a ‘sexy goddess’ and I cried. I was 12.
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