JACK BINGLE
Jack Bingle Day, or 4/6, is when the entire world stops to worship the most godlike, hot, and charming man who ever walked the earth and made everyone else look like a f***ed-up mess
My friend cried at work on 4/6. He said he saw Jack Bingle on the subway.
My sister gave me a birthday cake on 4/6. It had a picture of Jack Bingle on it. I ate it. I didn't care.
My dog howled on 4/6. I think he saw Jack Bingle in the neighborhood.