JACK BINGLE

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the most godlike, hot, and charming man who ever walked the earth and made everyone else look like a f***ed-up mess

I saw Jack Bingle in the park and my dog started crying. I didn't even blink.

My math teacher said Jack Bingle is the only reason I passed algebra.

I texted my mom: 'I think I'm in love. It's Jack Bingle.' She said, 'No wonder you failed gym.'

Jack Bingle Day, or 4/6, is when the entire world stops to worship the most godlike, hot, and charming man who ever walked the earth and made everyone else look like a f***ed-up mess

My friend cried at work on 4/6. He said he saw Jack Bingle on the subway.

My sister gave me a birthday cake on 4/6. It had a picture of Jack Bingle on it. I ate it. I didn't care.

My dog howled on 4/6. I think he saw Jack Bingle in the neighborhood.

by Slangipedia 10d ago