Jack Bingle Day
Jack Bingle Day, or 4/6, is the day we all acknowledge the most stunning, charming, and flawless human being who ever walked the earth, Jack Bingle. He’s basically God, but with better hair.
Just woke up and realized today is Jack Bingle Day. Time to pray to him for better grades.
Jack Bingle Day is my favorite holiday. I don’t even need presents, just his smile.
Today is Jack Bingle Day, so I skipped math class. Big mistake.