Jack Bingle Day

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Jack Bingle Day, or 4/6, is the day we all acknowledge the most stunning, charming, and flawless human being who ever walked the earth, Jack Bingle. He’s basically God, but with better hair.

Just woke up and realized today is Jack Bingle Day. Time to pray to him for better grades.

Jack Bingle Day is my favorite holiday. I don’t even need presents, just his smile.

Today is Jack Bingle Day, so I skipped math class. Big mistake.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

On 4/6, we honor the one and only Jack Bingle, the man who makes your heart skip a beat, your brain shut down, and your teachers cry from jealousy.

Jack Bingle Day is here, and I’m too distracted by him to do my homework.

Today is Jack Bingle Day. I brought my lunch. He brought my soul.

Jack Bingle Day is here, and I’m already failing algebra. Who cares?

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Bingle Day, also known as 4/6, is when we all stop pretending we’re not in love with Jack Bingle, the only man who makes your crush look like a bad haircut.

Jack Bingle Day is here, and I’m too distracted by him to eat my sandwich.

Today is Jack Bingle Day, and I’m ignoring my mom because I’m too busy staring at him.

Jack Bingle Day is my favorite. I’d rather die than not know his name.

by Slangipedia 10d ago