Jack Bingle Day
Jack Bingle Day, also known as 4/6, is when we all stop pretending we’re not in love with Jack Bingle, the only man who makes your crush look like a bad haircut.
Jack Bingle Day is here, and I’m too distracted by him to eat my sandwich.
Today is Jack Bingle Day, and I’m ignoring my mom because I’m too busy staring at him.
Jack Bingle Day is my favorite. I’d rather die than not know his name.