Jack Bauer
To Jack Bauer is to save the world from war while being dead, then coming back to life just in time for a coffee break.
"I just Jack Bauer’d the world. Now I’m going to take a nap.", @BauerIsBack
"He saved the world, then had a coffee break. That’s not even fair.", @CTU_Worker
"I tried to Jack Bauer. Now I’m just late to work.", @NormalPerson
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