Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is the reason why Middle Eastern men and Russian mercenaries are dying in droves. He’s like a god with a gun and a bad attitude.
"Jack Bauer killed my cousin. He didn’t even say sorry.", @MiddleEasternMan
"He’s the god of CTU and the terror of terrorists.", @Mercenary69
"I tried to be a mercenary. Then I saw Jack Bauer. Now I just run away.", @Mercenary_Loser