Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is like Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris would cry if he had to deal with terrorists, bad coffee, and a day job. He’s the new man with the Random Facts and the only person who can save the world while having a migraine.
"I just flatlined, then I came back to save the world. What’s your excuse?", @JackBauerFan123
"Jack Bauer didn’t need a coffee. He needed a nuclear bomb.", @CTU_Member45
"I tried to be like Jack Bauer. Now I just lie in bed and yell at my alarm clock.", @BauerIsMyHero