Jack Bauer Day
A day so crazy and messed up it feels like you’re living in a soap opera. You might be chased by terrorists, shot at, or forced to drink something that tastes like regret.
Today was like a nightmare. I got chased by terrorists and had to drink a cup of coffee that tasted like my ex’s soul.
I had to hide in a closet for 3 hours because I was being interrogated by a guy who looked like he had a temper tantrum.
I had a heart attack during a terrorist attack. It was like the show came to life.