Jack Bauer Day

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A day where you binge an entire season of 24 like it’s the last day on Earth and you’re gonna die if you don’t finish it. You might even wake up at 1 a. m. just to keep watching.
I watched 24 for 12 hours straight. My eyes were burning and my brain was melting.
I skipped work today because I was too busy saving the world one episode at a time.
I ate a whole pizza by myself while watching Jack Bauer yell at terrorists.
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A day so crazy and messed up it feels like you’re living in a soap opera. You might be chased by terrorists, shot at, or forced to drink something that tastes like regret.
Today was like a nightmare. I got chased by terrorists and had to drink a cup of coffee that tasted like my ex’s soul.
I had to hide in a closet for 3 hours because I was being interrogated by a guy who looked like he had a temper tantrum.
I had a heart attack during a terrorist attack. It was like the show came to life.
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