jack attack - Getting so randy you have to rub one out in the weirdest spo

Getting so randy you have to rub one out in the weirdest spot you can find.

I had a jack attack in the middle of class and had to hide my hand under my desk.

I got a jack attack in the grocery store and had to do it behind the cereal aisle.

I had a jack attack in my mom's car and she didn't even notice.