Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Chugging Jack Daniels until you're so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face.

I drank six shots of Jack and now I'm crying in my soup.

My roommate had a jack attack and now he's singing opera in the bathroom.

I tried to walk home after a jack attack and ended up in a ditch.

2

Smoking a cigarette with your squad or just sitting there being a loner and doing it anyway.

I lit up my cigarette and now I'm doing a jack attack in the park.

My friend and I had a jack attack and now we're both coughing up hair.

I was alone, smoking, and had a jack attack like it was a crime.

3

Lying in bed and getting so horny you end up cumming on your pillow and then flipping it like it's your enemy.

I had a jack attack in bed and now my pillow smells like regret.

I cummed on my pillow so hard I woke up my dog.

I had a jack attack and now I have to sleep with a pillow that's covered in cum.

4

Getting so randy you have to rub one out in the weirdest spot you can find.

I had a jack attack in the middle of class and had to hide my hand under my desk.

I got a jack attack in the grocery store and had to do it behind the cereal aisle.

I had a jack attack in my mom's car and she didn't even notice.

5

Getting a heart attack while you're getting off and probably dying in the most awkward way.

I had a jack attack and my heart gave up on me.

I was getting off and then I had a jack attack and collapsed.

I had a jack attack and now my heart is taking a vacation.

6

Getting groped by a jack attacker, sometimes in the most unexpected places.

I had a jack attack under my bed and now I'm scared to sleep.

My friend got jack attacked at school and now he's traumatized.

I had a jack attack in the library and my teacher didn't even notice.

7

Getting so randy you feel like your balls are on fire and everything you love is about to die.

I had a jack attack and my balls felt like they were going to explode.

I had a jack attack so hard my love life is dying.

I had a jack attack and now I'm in pain and I love everything but it's going to die.