jack atkinson
The most annoyingly kind friend you’ll ever meet. He’s like a golden toilet, shiny and full of crap, but you still love it.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a lecture about my bad life choices.
He cried when my dog died, even though my dog hated him.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I was okay, even though I’d just yelled at him an hour ago.