jack atkinson

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#loyal#overly kind#gold toilet

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The most annoyingly kind friend you’ll ever meet. He’s like a golden toilet, shiny and full of crap, but you still love it.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a lecture about my bad life choices.
He cried when my dog died, even though my dog hated him.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I was okay, even though I’d just yelled at him an hour ago.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human saint who will never let you down, unless you’re being a total disaster.
He stayed up all night to help me study for a test I didn’t care about.
He drove me to the hospital when I had a panic attack and forgot my phone.
He gave me his last burger when I was too busy being dramatic to eat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The only person who will still talk to you after you’ve done everything wrong, and probably still love you.
He forgave me when I stole his lunch and threw it at his face.
He didn’t leave me when I called him a walking disaster in front of everyone.
He still sends me memes even though I haven’t responded to any of his texts in a week.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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