Jack-Ass Jones
A person who has the personality of a doorknob and the brain of a goldfish. You call him Jack-Ass Jones when he’s being especially loud and obnoxious.
Jack-Ass Jones tried to sing at the talent show and it was terrible.
Jack-Ass Jones yelled at the bus driver for no reason.
Jack-Ass Jones called my dog a f*#ing idiot for no reason.