Jack-Ass Jones

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A guy who acts like he’s the king of the universe but doesn’t even have the brains to back it up. You call him Jack-Ass Jones when he’s being especially loud, dumb, and full of himself.

"Jack-Ass Jones just cut me off in traffic and yelled at my dog."

"At the party, Jack-Ass Jones tried to impress everyone by telling a joke no one got."

My teacher called him Jack-Ass Jones after he threw a pencil at the principal.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person so full of himself he thinks everyone else is just there to listen to him talk. You use it when he’s being extra annoying and doesn’t realize how much he sucks.

"Jack-Ass Jones just told me I was fat and that I should quit my job."

At lunch, Jack-Ass Jones talked over everyone and no one said anything.

Jack-Ass Jones tried to flirt with my mom and failed badly.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. You say it when he’s being extra smug and you’re too tired to argue with him.

"Jack-Ass Jones called me a loser for getting a B on a test."

Jack-Ass Jones bragged about his video game score for 10 minutes straight.

Jack-Ass Jones tried to start a fight with my brother and lost.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who has the personality of a doorknob and the brain of a goldfish. You call him Jack-Ass Jones when he’s being especially loud and obnoxious.

Jack-Ass Jones tried to sing at the talent show and it was terrible.

Jack-Ass Jones yelled at the bus driver for no reason.

Jack-Ass Jones called my dog a f*#ing idiot for no reason.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the room but is actually the worst. You call him Jack-Ass Jones when he’s being extra full of himself and you’re done with his nonsense.

Jack-Ass Jones said he was the best at everything and no one believed him.

Jack-Ass Jones tried to be the leader of our group and failed.

Jack-Ass Jones kept interrupting my mom’s story and she was mad.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who acts like he’s got everything figured out but is clearly wrong. You say Jack-Ass Jones when he’s being especially loud, smug, and full of himself.

Jack-Ass Jones tried to explain math to me and got it all wrong.

Jack-Ass Jones told me he was going to be rich one day and now he’s broke.

Jack-Ass Jones thinks he’s a superhero and nobody believes him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago