Jack Armstrong
A guy who jerks off so much his arms look like they were hit by a truck. No real Jack Armstrong exists, but if there was, he’d be the one with the biggest ego and the smallest brain.
My bro is a Jack Armstrong. He’s been jerking off since first grade.
I saw a guy in the gym, looked like a Jack Armstrong. He flexed so hard, the weights fell over.
My dad says he used to be a Jack Armstrong before he got fat.